Are you tall enough for the ride?
Does that mean that the happiness is actually 60% or am I just worse at math than I thought…

Does that mean that the happiness is actually 60% or am I just worse at math than I thought…

I had to…

I had to…

= “It’s hot. I’m going to go skate shirtless.” 
Only 8 words…same idea. 

The Conversational Process Of Talking To Yourself: Internet Bike Edition
Getting excited -> estimating costs -> asking anyone (no one) if they feel you -> sadness at a self-revelation -> disregard of said self-revelation -> informing anyone (no one) [yourself?] of how your dreams of riding your bike on the freeway like That One Guy On YouTube are going to come true through the Miracle Of [Theoretical] Discounts

The Conversational Process Of Talking To Yourself: Internet Bike Edition

Getting excited -> estimating costs -> asking anyone (no one) if they feel you -> sadness at a self-revelation -> disregard of said self-revelation -> informing anyone (no one) [yourself?] of how your dreams of riding your bike on the freeway like That One Guy On YouTube are going to come true through the Miracle Of [Theoretical] Discounts

I don’t think we need a translation for this~

I don’t think we need a translation for this~